GOD

digitallyimpaired:

gangbanglerfish:

hey look it’s me stretching your dash again

omg you are a gr8 human being thank you for existing

gangbanglerfish:

This is THE THING that I was talking about 
but then I couldn’t finish it because of dumb image deleting reasons that are completely my fault oops

but here just pretend I did the whole song 

OMG WHAT

WHATWJHFGSZF

askgenitalgnostic:

askdrunkmomlalonde:

allbeareverybear:

spookyhoot:

askjohnanddave:

askdrunksollux:

askdrunkdave:

assmachine3000:

all i know is that

and i dont know why

but i gotta keep up with the kids lingo these days y’know so yeah

vividcandybittertea:

whaoanon:

isthatwhatyoumint:

jokerstrife:

whaoanon:

derples:

futuresushi:

doctorscience:

thegoodsonisbad:

robbydude:

ITS PERFECT

just try and make me share

please god

i only want one thing

Nothing in the world understands me like major burger chains

I am fated to die young and leave a fat, bloated corpse

i’ve been screaming for 10 minutes ask my roommates

GET IN ME

THEY’RE STILL SCREAMING ABOUT IT.

In all honesty though I really want this.

so we are sitting in the living room with brittany and then we hear laura like high pitched squeal scream thing from her and shad’s bedroom “WHAT THE FUCK IS A PIZZA BURGER”

and it goes on

then like a couple minutes later she comes in here to talk about it

then she goes back to their room

five minutes later they are still discussing it

we live a charmed life

I need it

wait no, WHY?! 

the burger king pizza

is the pizza

oh wait its cool

he does that

trans-ginger asked: I'm watching you on livestream~!!

so then dave got into the cheer squad with the worst routine ever

idefk

she missed her bus that morning

but it was worth it

i also might have been totally high when we did this but